Today I came across this silly little novelty book in the house:
I remember stealing this book from my Dad when I was in high school. It's very silly. Among myriad nuggets of wisdom on the intricacies of living "La Dolce Vita", including how to inhale cheese fumes, how to practice pinching a young ladies posterior, and a chapter on hand gestures labelled "Isometric Communication" (har, har...) we find this comparison photograph:
Apparently, striped ties, tweed and button-downs are antithetical to the very concept of being Italian. Damn! Now I've got an identity crisis on my hands!
p.s. extra credit if you can name these two fellows.
p.p.s. Tin Tin, if you're reading this, there may be hope for you yet.
Okay, one more, because it's just too funny:
