Separated At Birth

Your humble author:

and this fashion fella in Milan, via Italian GQ:

He's got me beat on the yellow socks, but that's only becasue mine were in the wash. And yes, I've probably got a good 40 pounds on this guy, but I was skinny once, back in the old days.

It even looks like he washes his jeans, just like I do. Another Italian guy in a combo of American and British clothing.

Weird.