Repairs

I used to have a really bad habit of keeping broken things around my house with the purest of intentions to have them repaired someday. I got it from my grandfather. That guy was always taking pieces of wood and broken windows out of the neighborhood trash and piling it up in the garage. When he passed away, it took us months the throw it all out. These days, i try to be more realistic, either passing things up in the first place, or giving them a reasonable amount of time to sit around un-repaired before tossing them. And ever since Mrs. G. and I got hooked on this new show "Hoarders", I've been scared into a state of near minimalism.

But there are those few things I just can't part with. I'll have them fixed someday, I swear...

I used to wear this pair of sixties vintage aviators all the time. They've got the thinnest wire rims, the perfect pale green tint to the lenses, and a killer, more square shape. The lenses are actually glass, which is great, except for that damn crack I put in one of them.

By "Ver Ray Mode U.S.A." Anybody heard of that name before? I picked them up a million years ago for fity cents, but they're so nice, I feel sure that they must have been something worth owning at some point in time...like now, If I ever get around to taking them to an eyeglass shop.


And then there's this 22k gold tie bar that I heisted from my Dad when I was seventeen. I'm not much of a jewelry guy, but this thing is pretty sharp. It's only about two inches wide, so it works well with the kind of ties I generally wear. It used to have a short chain attached to that little ring on the bottom. The chain had a ring on the end that fit around a shirt button. It kept the tie in place, but allowed it to move just a little bit too, so you didn't get that stapled-down look you get with most tie bars. That is until the chain broke off. One of these days....

I know, if you don't use something, it's just junk, no matter how nice it used to be. But I think a special exception needs to be made for these two pieces. Somebody back me up, talk your favorite cheapskate into spending a couple of bucks to fix up some worthy accessories.



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